one. do you need a cold shower? no.
two. describe the room you’re in right now. office. gray walls and carpet.
three. what do you lie about? lots of things. hello? writer.
four. when was the last time you were on an airplane? july sixth of this year.
five. today you destroyed a box of club minis.
six. who are you? a modern-day miss brill.
seven. what was your last great meal? babin’s halibut with lump crab.
eight. write down your last sent text message. you’re pretty wonderful, as well.
nine. what are you running from at this moment? wellness.
ten. how many stamps are on your passport? no clue.
eleven. what is your resolution for tomorrow? get through the day.
twelve. what is your favorite thing to do on a saturday morning? sleep.
thirteen. what do you like best about your body today? the freckle on my heel.
fourteen. my body and my brain really bothered me today.
fifteen. in a hundred forty characters or fewer summarize your day. work, errands, shower, play, sleep.
sixteen. what can’t you forget? all the ways i’ve failed.
seventeen. what would you like to tell your father? shouldn’t be proud of me.
eighteen. what’s the best part of your life right now? job. nights and weekends off.
nineteen. what did have for dinner? six chic-fil-a nuggets and water.
twenty. do you make enough money? yep.
twenty-one. did you complete your to-do list for the day? didn’t have one… so, yes?
twenty-two. what question (or questions) do you love to answer? the ones in this book.
twenty-three. what’s your favorite piece of clothing? this shirt.
twenty-four. write your recipe for creativity. pour madness into bowl. stir.
twenty-five. when was the last time you worked out? no clue.