one. march second. national old stuff day. show me two of the oldest and most favored things in your house, and tell me why you love them. from what i understand, you’re also supposed to try something new or go about accomplishing a thing you normally do in a different way, even if it’s as simple as taking a different route to a destination instead of going the way you normally go. make sure you take a picture of the new thing… i need to see that, too.
two. also march second. national read across america day, also called dr. seuss day. there’s a film, a nicholas sparks’ story called the lucky one, and in it, zac efron’s logan is talking with taylor schilling’s beth and blythe danner’s ellie about philosophy. beth asks logan, dares him, really, to give them his favorite quote by a philosopher. he does. she assumes it’s something of voltaire’s when in actuality, it’s from dr. seuss. so what’s your favorite dr. seuss book? what bit of his philosophy do you most admire?
(it’s also texas independence day. freedom from mexico… and the beginning of nine years of being a nation.)
three. march sixth. national dress day. wear a dress. the whole day. you don’t have to do heels if you don’t want to, but you do have to do the dress. for some of you, this might not be a big thing. for me, i’ve probably put on a dress maybe five times in the past year. i hate the things. i hate having to iron them. i hate having to wear them because you can’t just put on the dress. you have to put on the make up, too. BAH.
if you’re a guy reading this, and you do the thing and provide documented proof of having done so, i’ll send you a present.
four. march seventh. national cereal day. share a bowl or two of your favorite cereal with a friend.
five. march twelfth. national plant a flower day. pick a spot in your yard and plant your favorite flower there. (also this is the anniversary of my older brother’s death so have a beer for him today, will you? but just one.)
seven. also march thirteenth. national napping day. give yourself a bit of rest one afternoon. lay down, and let your mind wander… dream a little.
eight. march twenty-first. national single parent day. surely you know someone who’s raising a child all by his or herself. that’s a LOT or responsibility for one person. send them a note of encouragement. if that person lives near you, offer to watch his or her child (or children) for an hour or two. give that single parent a bit of respite.
nine. march twenty-fifth. national tolkien reading day. what’s your favorite of tolkien’s tales? what’s the third word on the twenty-fifth line of the three hundred twenty-fifth page of that book?
ten. march twenty-ninth. my birthday. send me happy thoughts, preferably via the post because i like getting mail (address is in the sidebar). please and thank you. i know. i’m being selfish. it’s my day. i get a freebie on this one.
eleven. march thirtieth. national take a walk in the park day. show me your favorite spot in your favorite park.
twelve. national crayon day. grab a box of crayolas. color a pretty picture, and then send it to a friend.