It’s like that old saying, everything a man does a woman has to do backwards, wearing heels, while a foreign superpower systematically tries to take her down via network of operatives using false identities.How much longer do we have to put up with a mentally ill sociopath? When the fucked up psyche of the leader… Continue reading politweets
three days in the garden of good and evil. i should’ve planned the trip better. i should’ve gone alone or with a different friend. i should’ve handled things — so many things — differently. i can’t tell you why this particular vacation sucked, just that it did. it wasn’t all horrid: the weather was damned… Continue reading tuesday topics: one. worst vacation
three experiences i recommend one. the van gogh museum in amsterdam. do the audio tour. it’s fantastic.two. hike to neuschwanstein and explore the castle.three. hike in wales. just make sure you plan the trip well. three things that are always in my fridgeone. bananas.two. white wine.three. assorted jams and jellies. three things that are always… Continue reading three things
am writing this without my glasses and on my super small iphone screen (because having the latest model costs too much), so bear with me. i’ll dig into this post later, but for now… since being laid off, i’ve had to replace four tires and my brakes. none of this was necessary when i was… Continue reading the biggest reason why being unemployed sucks
so i’m on this stupid dating website, right? every six weeks or so, i rewrite my profile, mostly because i’m a bored perfectionist. i fork over the funds each year, and nothing ever really comes of it, and that’s probably my fault, but i’m starting to think that it’s more that dating websites are redonkulus… Continue reading tales from the dating world
the other day (a particularly miserable day, of course) i rounded the backside of a full-sized van to get to my car to find the hood and windshield covered in bird shit. just my car. huge splotches and long streaks of white. it looked more like someone had tried to play jackson pollock, and phineas… Continue reading this post brought to you by iphone
oh, how i loathe verizon. LOATHE. immensely. i waited. patiently. for the provider to acquire permission to sell the iphone. months. years, practically. i hate waiting. almost as much as i hate verizon. so i heard they’d be getting it in the fall. no. then i heard they’d be getting it in the spring. no.… Continue reading can you hear me now?