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    one. i’ve never been skydiving. i’m alright with this. two. i can’t dance very well. i’m alright with that, too. three. i can’t whistle. i’m not so alright with that. i try. but nothing happens. oh, and that thing where you put your fingers up and blow, like to hail a cab? i definitely can’t do that. four. i […]

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    one. so i’m a little jealous of those girls who get to register for gifts for their homes just because they get engaged. not that i have a house. i have a room and a bathroom. but someday…hopefully. a girl can dream, right? so i figured, screw it. i’ll make me some wish lists. two. and that […]

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    one. munich is lovely. it’s so clean. the weather was perfect. there seemed to be a great sense of community in the people there. it’s got great architecture. two. i’d expected dachau to feel chilling, oppressive and haunted throughout. i was only chilled when we approached the camp and at the gate. inside the main building, i […]

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    one. i don’t like the psychic network. two. i took clarinet lessons in sixth grade. or maybe it was fifth. i can’t remember. three. i hate the clarinet. four. my first concert was u2’s zooropa tour in kansas city. five. i think u2 need (needs? i can never remember what sort of verb you use with a collective noun that […]

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    one. i have obsessive compulsive disorder. two. cleaning my room is a pain in the ass because i can’t just clean it. i have to organize it, which means i could spend a week doing something that would take someone else a few hours. three. but once in a blue moon, i can say screw it and get […]

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    one. you know those cardboard dumps you see in bookstores? the ones that hold newly released paperbacks in a box divided into sixths or eighths, propped on flimsy easels and topped with flimsier images which are partially obstructed by the book’s title and author information? my cd/dvd racks are in storage, at the back of a […]

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    one. i am allergic to animal dander and lanolin. i once spent thirty minutes copping a squat on the floor of heb’s woodlands market trying to find a lotion that did not have lanolin in it (although i don’t have the problem of finding a good lotion now, because bath and body works has its true […]